BARNEY FIFE: "Andy, I've got this one dead to rights! Otis was drunk. I even gave him a test. I drew a line on the sidewalk and told him to walk it. You know what he said? "
ANDY TAYLOR: "What?"
BARNEY FIFE: "He asked me what line. I got this one right Andy. Otis was drunk."
ANDY TAYLOR: "That right, Otis? Did you ask Deputy Fife what line?"
OTIS CAMBELL: "Yeah, but I didn't have my specs on and drunk or sober I can't see much without my specs."
ANDY TAYLOR: "Otis, three hours ago when Deputy Fife arrested you, were you drunk?"
OTIS CAMBELL: "I don't know. I wasn't wearing my glasses."
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